Wife wants her gun back

I know, I know.  You're shocked.  Shocked.

I got an e-mail from Wife this evening in which she listed a bunch of things she didn't like about my asset proposal.  I guess she finally got around to reading it.  She didn't make any proposals for what she'd like to see instead, and I asked her to do so.

Then half an hour later she sent me a long e-mail asking for her gun back ... yet again.  She repeated – again – that she poses no threat to me.  (But then why does she want it? She says she lives in a "dangerous neighborhood" but – Christ! – it's not that god-damned dangerous.)  And then, as if this would end her e-mail with a triumphant flourish, she said that if I wouldn't return her gun then I could jolly well allocate her another $300 in assets to cover what she paid for it years ago.

We're debating how to slice up $500,000 and she's making a production out of $300?  Whatever ....

It's Wednesday evening and I haven't posted anything yet (though at lunchtime I got a few paragraphs into another essay for the Patio) ... so I was thinking of sending you her entire letter.  But you probably don't want to read it all.  I've summarized it all here.  And I've explained in earlier posts why I think that – of all people – Wife is not stable enough for me to want to trust her with firearms.  No need to go over it again.

Oh well.  One day it will all be over.